(I don't own an iPhone, so I have no idea if these look good on one, are obscured by UI elements, or even if they display at all. See randomly Googled: "How to Set Those iPhone Wallpapers" for potential help.)
They're everywhere! In the skies, in the hills, in the bushes, even in your neighbor's head... and quite possibly in your computer! If you think yours is infected, use this wallpaper to both warn any users and to mock the little bugger into submission (and also be sure to read up on the TRUTH about Black Helicopters!).
Pssst..! Are you at work? Look around at your co-workers. Careful! Don't let them see you looking. Good. Did you know that they are all agents of the New World Order? Well, they are. And you aren't. And they suspect that you aren't. Get this wallpaper and put it on your computer and they will think you are one of them and leave you alone. Do it, quick!