MindGuard -- the name known and trusted by Amiga users for a decade.
Now available for Linux.
Use Linux, because THEY don't want you to.

MIND YOUR MIND^™
with MindGuard!

Welcome to the MindGuard website, your source for the award-winning MindGuard family of anti-mind-control software for Amiga and Linux computers. Developed by Lyle Zapato during the psychotronically turbulent early 1990s, MindGuard offered Amiga-using paranoids the world over a new opportunity to think free of evil influences using advanced Active Anti-Psychotronic (AAP) software, theretofore only available to mind-control agents and paranoid millionaires. At the dawn of the Third Millennium, MindGuard was made available for even the stingiest paranoids with the introduction of MindGuard X for the free Linux OS. Now no one has an excuse not to be mind-control free!

Positron Emission Tomography images clearly show how MindGuard can block foreign, psychotronic brain influences, returning your mind to a state of restful focus.

MindGuard is a program for Amiga and Linux computers that protects your mind by actively jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control you and what They are trying to make you think.

MindGuard works by leveraging your computer's aluminum-based innards to both detect and emit psychotronic energy using advanced quasi-quantum techniques. Once a mind-control signal is identified and analyzed, MindGuard can generate a specially tuned anti-signal that will jam the incoming signal. If MindGuard is unable to properly identify the signal, it will generate psychotronic white noise to ensure the signal's harmful message is scrambled.

MindGuard is fully configurable and can be customized for the individual user using biorhythmic and eponymologic settings. MindGuard also includes an advanced DePsych utility, allowing the removal of almost all deep-burned memetic patterns -- including even commercial jingles.

With MindGuard, you can rest assured that your most valuable possession -- your mind -- is safe from the nefarious tinkering of evil-doers.

If you think protecting your hard drive from viruses is important, but give no thought to the safety of your mind, please consider the following:

• The technology to implant ideas and images into a person's mind using electromagnetic and sonic waves was invented more than sixty years ago and has been growing more sophisticated yearly.
• Secret agencies are conspiring to control your life and force you to live under a One World Government. The only thing stopping them are people of differing opinions.
• Alien forces are seeking to subjugate humanity to their dominion. Abductees commonly report having their memories/minds altered.
• Governmental regulations of questionable origin are forcing us to rid our world of lead based products and the benefits they hold.
• The big buzzword in policing is "Nonlethal Weaponry", devices that don't hurt people but make them "surrender" unconditionally and uncontrollably.
• The rise in "Entertainment Attractions" in places such as Las Vegas and Florida (not to mention the continued growth of the granddad of them all: Disneyland) is creating concentration points where the populations of the world are herded together and subjected to intense psychological programming.
• David Hasselhof continues to impress German TV viewers.
• The seemingly innocent babble of the Teletubbies is designed to appeal to very young children on an almost biological level inculcating in them the desire to live in a world where faceless voices command obedience under the ever-watchful gaze of Big Baby. Tinky Winky may be purple, but Po is most certainly Red.
• Sony (a megamultinational with a special interest in "intellectual property") has created a robotic dog -- named Aibo -- that it hopes will become humanity's new best friend. The dog communicates with its owners through hypnotic limb gyrations and high-pitched sonic blips that could easily contain subliminal programming. A Japanese dictionary at hand lists "aiboo" as meaning "accomplice".

Clearly, people's minds are in greater danger now than they have ever been in the history of our planet.

That's why you need MindGuard.

All versions of MindGuard have the following features:

• Biorhythmic synchronization
• Birthname based numerological functions
• Logging
• Support for all known psychotronic carriers
• Modular carrier system for easy upgrades
• DePsych mind deprogrammer removes post-psychotronic empagrams
• Automatic signal deciphering
• Dishevel-Bippsie, PsyDET, LZI, and LZII algorithms

Amiga MindGuard v3.10 has these additional features:

• Commodity support
• Speech abilities

MindGuard X has these additional features:

• Multiuserability
• Scalable biorhythm graph
• Log Viewer
  

Here are screenshots of MindGuard's user interface.

MindGuard X:

WARNING: DePsych screenshot is for illustration purposes only and not for actual DePsych use. Only look at it glancingly. Prolong staring at this static DePsych display may result in memory fragmentation and involuntary hypertelekinesis.

MindGuard for Amiga:

MindGuard is free software for all non-evil users (don't think you can fool me, I'm on to you all!)

Amiga

Linux

FreeBSD

Carrier Modules

Don't throw out your old computers! The computer industry, no doubt at the behest of the forces of mind control, is conspiring to replace all aluminum in computer chips with copper. IBM has already shipped millions of copper-based PowerPC CPUs and has its sights on all the other chips on your motherboard.

MindGuard uses the unique psychotronic properties of the aluminum found in the chips throughout personal computers to generate its psychotronic anti-signals. An all-copper computer would not be able to generate proper anti-signals and would be unable to run MindGuard properly (however it should still be able to pick up and decipher the signals since this is done at the semiconductor level).

DO NOT RUN MINDGUARD ON AN ALL COPPER PC! Computers with just a few copper components, such as the CPU, should still work fine for now. Make sure to do your research before replacing your mind control protection computer.

Combined with the computer industry's campaign of continuous obsolescence and the upgrade treadmill, this could render most consumer available personal computers unable to block psychotronics within five years! Lucky for us paranoids, Linux runs well on all-aluminum 486s, and Amiga computers remain as good as they were in 1990.

Why isn't MindGuard available for my platform (Windows/Mac/Univac)?

What is this "Linux" of which you speak & how do I install it on my Dell?

What is this "Amiga" of which you speak & how do I install it on my Dell?

Can MindGuard be used to send psychotronic signals?

Why does MindGuard for Amiga cause Enforcer hits?

Why does my MindGuard keep displaying decrypted signals that seem like they came from the late 1990s?

I have created a small script that proves that MindGuard is a sham!

These are links to more in-depth information on various topics relating to MindGuard. Most of these will be useful to those without an Amiga or Linux who can't run MindGuard (especially the AFDB):

• PsIdent - Personalization of MindGuard with general info on biorhythms and numerology.
• Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie - Instructions for building and effectively using an AFDB, an effective Passive Anti-Psychotronic (PAP) device for when MindGuard isn't available to you.
• Psychalking - A hobo-language for paranoids with a special symbol just for MindGuard.
• Human Virus Scanner - An online tool to help you uncover if you have been exposed to memetic viruses, from the Temple of the Lemur.
• The TRUTH About Black Helicopters - What THEY don't want you to know!
• Belgium Doesn't Exist! - Land of sprouts and chocolate? I think not!