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The Lyle Zapato Lifestyle: How can it be achieved?

For Lyle Zapato, being Lyle Zapato is a 100 centidays a day, 10 days a week, job - so if you want to know how to live the Lyle Zapato Lifestyle, there's no more experienced person to ask than Lyle Zapato.

When not fighting the evil forces of mind-control, doing investigative reports on the secrets of Military nanobiotechnology, drawing intricate icons and scathing political cartoons, or championing the cause of freedom for Cascadia, Lyle Zapato likes to help others to also live the Lyle Zapato Lifestyle.

Through Lyle Zapato's many media holdings - including a website, glossy magazine, syndicated talk-radio show, and pneumatic-tube-delivered newsletter* - Lyle Zapato disseminates the Lyle Zapato Lifestyle to countless people, enriching their lives by teaching them how to be more like Lyle Zapato.

The Lyle Zapato Lifestyle website is your source for all the do-it-yourself articles, helpful tips, revealed secrets, and inspirational writings that you need to learn to live the Lyle Zapato way. Oh sure, you will probably never be able to reach the full measure of Zapato-ness that Lyle Zapato embodies, but by trying your best to keep up you might just improve your less stylish and adventurous life.

*The Zapato Report, available exclusively through pneumatic mail. Send a SAST to Node #2619-G, WA, Cascadia for more details.

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2002 Ford® Explorer Lyle Zapato Edition™

Never again suffer having to ride in a generic vehicle like all the uncouth rabble. Step up to the Ford^® Explorer Lyle Zapato Edition™, the same SUV that Lyle Zapato drives. This limited edition SUV's body is made entirely out of light-weight aluminum for nimble driving, plus the all-aluminum interior ensures the safety of your mind as well as your body. The Deluxe Touring package includes in-dash Amiga with preinstalled MindGuard and detachable pneumatic tube coupling rings.

The Lyle Zapato Lifestyle can't be achieved without design, whether in real life or on the web. When designing your website, remember these important design tips from Lyle Zapato and your site will be brimming over with Lyle Zapato Lifestyle goodness:

• Sidebars - Always in fashion!
• Borders - Are two-pixel borders passé? Not yet!
• Stylesheets - Stylish? You bet!
• Buttons - Everybody loves them! "Get buttons now!"
• Content - The stuff you put between the tags. Don't forget it! (No new content? Just recontextualize the old stuff! People love recontextualization almost as much as ironic self-reference!)