Tien Szu Tseng of Taiwan has applied for a patent on a "device for collecting discharge of animal" (caution: contains NSFW language).
The following 9 figures (out of an impressively comprehensive 35) explain all you need to know:
Tien Szu Tseng of Taiwan has applied for a patent on a "device for collecting discharge of animal" (caution: contains NSFW language).
The following 9 figures (out of an impressively comprehensive 35) explain all you need to know:
It's common knowledge that the Republic of Cascadia was home to the first modern sightings of paraterrestrial craft, colloquially known as UFOs. Although the 1947 sighting of "flying saucers" near Mount Rainier is the most famous, that was actually the second sighting following an incident three days earlier on Maury Island that also marked the operational debut of the Men in Black.
Not as commonly known though is that Cascadia was home to some of the first sightings of Unidentified Flying Humanoids (UFHs) -- mysterious individuals employing personal flying devices of unknown technology toward inscrutable ends.
It all started with a curious encounter on Jan. 6, 1948 by Chehalis, Washington resident Bernize Zaikowski (reported here from the Jan. 21 Walla Walla Union-Bulletin):
Chehalis Woman Sees 'Birdman,' Hears Whizzing
CHEHALIS, (UP)—They are seeing things in the skies in these parts again—this time a "whosit-whatzit."
Mrs. Bernice Zaikowski, 61, reported a "birdman" flipping around the roof of her barn earlier this month, could hear a "sizzing and whizzing" and added—"there he was, just 200 feet above."
She said the man had silver wings and appeared to manipulate controls strapped to his chest but there appeared to be no motive power. The wings didn't flap and there was no propeller, she said.
Chief of Police Thomas Murry has refused to investigate and McChord field army authorities, thinking of the flying saucers reports, are skeptical.
Only Mrs. Zaikowski is positive.
Here's another report with more details from the Jan. 21 Waterloo Daily Courier (I haven't been able to uncover a local report or the original UP wire report that these are presumably based on):
Saucer District Now Reporting Wings on Men
Chehalis, Wash.—(U.P.)—The state of Washington, where the first flying saucers were reported, outdid itself Wednesday.
A women reported that she had sighted a "flying man."
Mrs. Bernice Zaikowski of Chehalis said she saw a man with wings attached to his back fly over her barn at an altitude of 200 feet and disappear to the south.
Mrs. Zaikowski said the upright birdman made a "sizzing and whizzing" noise as he climbed and banked in flight, but that his wings neither flapped nor rotated.
She said she could see no motive power such as a propeller either above or in front of him.
Authorities greeted the report with an oblique "Huh?"
But the Polish-born Mrs. Zaikowski insisted she had a good view of the aerialist as he skimmed her barn on Jan. 6.
She said that some school children were with her at the time and ran to the back yard "for a better view."
Chehalis is not for from where the original "flying saucers" were reported about a year ago.
[UPDATE: 2016-01-27] A wire report from International News Service, reprinted in the Jan. 25 Fresno Bee, includes more details, as well as military denials and a refusal by the police to investigate:
Birdman Is New Aerial Mystery In Washington
CHEHALIS (Wash.), Jan 24.—(INS)—A mysterious birdman added today to the list of aerial apparitions that began with reports of "flying saucers" last Summer.
Mrs. Bertha Zaikowski, 61, insists she saw the birdman go "sizzing and whizzing" through the air 200 feet above her Chehalis barn January 6th.
An air force officer at McChord Field, near Tacoma, Wash., said the report "sounded like one of those saucers deals—I just can't put any stock in it." Police Chief Tom Murray of Chehalis refused with a chuckle to investigate.
Mrs. Zaikowski declared the birdman was equipped with big, silver wings fastened over his shoulders with straps. He seemed to handle controls strapped to his chest as he buzzed along.
Acquaintances do not question the Polish born woman's truthfulness. She claimed the "wings" drew near the man's body as he climbed and extended when he hovered, banked or flew on a level course.
She still wonders what made him go, for the "wings" did not flap and she could not see any propellor. It could not have been a one man helicopter, she declared, for the wings did not rotate.
Mrs. Zaikowski said at least five other Chehalis people told her of seeing the man. She said:
There were a lot of small children coming home from school. They saw the man, too, and asked me if they could go into my back yard so that they could watch him longer as he flew toward the south end of the city.
Three months later, more birdmen were reported over Longview, in the direction the previous birdman was seen heading. Wire report reprinted in the April 11 Cumberland Sunday Times (MD):
Motorized "Birdmen" Mystify People In Washington Town
LONGVIEW, Wash., April 10 (INS)—Reports of three motorized birdmen soaring over Longview had the lower Columbia River area agog today.
Two laundry employes said they saw the human airplanes or animated comic strip characters fly over the city without the help of parachutes. In January a similar birdman, singular then, had been reported at Chehalis.
The Longview apparition was reported by Mrs. Viola Johnson and James Pittman, both employees of a laundry. They said they saw it at the same time.
Out Of Sight First
They called other workers, but before they could get outside the flyers were out of sight.
Mrs. Johnson, a 56-year-old widow, said:
"As far as I can judge they were about 250 feet high, in dark, drab flying suits. I'm not very good at judging distance though."
Pittman could not be reached.
Mrs. Johnson went on:
"They had some kind of apparatus on their sides that looked like guns, but I know it couldn't have been guns. They were going about as fast as a freight train.
"I couldn't see any propellers or any motors tied on them, but I could hear motors which sounded about like airplane motors, but not so loud."
Saw Feet Dangling
"I couldn't make out their arms, but I could see their feet dangling, and they kept moving their heads like they were looking around. I couldn't tell if they had goggles on, but their heads looked like they had helmets. I couldn't see their faces."
Other Longview residents reported hearing plane motors about the same time and seeing three planes circle at a high altitude.
The Chehalis report was made by Mrs. Bernice Zaikowski, 61, who said she saw a flying man go "sizzing and whizzing" about 200 feet above her barn.
Mrs. Zaikowski's flying man had big, silver wings and seemed to be working controls on his chest. Neither woman saw a propellor.
Given the timing and direction of their movements, a reasonable conclusion would be that these birdmen were passengers of the paraterrestrial crafts that made their initial incursions into our space/time at Maury Island and Mt. Rainier. However, while it's tempting to assume paraterrestrial, or at the very least the NWO, involvement in these incidents, especially considering the technology involved, this conclusion isn't certain.
Individuals seemingly unaligned with the major powers of the time who use advanced technology to move about are not unheard of. Perhaps the most famous example of this phenomena was Spring-Heeled Jack, a man who gripped Victorian London in a panic over his use of regenerative gait-enhancement technology to escape the repercussions of his mischief by leaping like an oversized flea. Spring-Heeled Jack and the Cascadian birdmen may have simply been their times' versions of hyperinventor John Quincy St. Clair, who is known to teleport himself over distances through hyperspace, sometimes by accident.
[UPDATE: 2016-01-27] On Oct. 30, 1976, Daily Chronicle (Centralia) sports editor Chuck Wilfong wrote a short article about UFHs (or "winged weirdies" as he called them), in which he gives an update to the Zaikowski sighting, claiming that the identity of the birdman had been discovered:
Beware! The mothman cometh
The sighting caused a minor sensation in the region at the time, with both the Seattle PI and Portland Oregonian giving it a big play.
Such coverage, however, did not exactly delight the Zaikowski family.
"They (the newspapers) made it seem so dumb," explained Mrs. George Zaikowski this week. "She (Bernize) was old country and when she tried to explain what she saw it sounded weird, hard to understand."
Particularly irksome was the fact that, while both metropolitan dailies played up the event, they did not give equal space to the explanation.
The Zaikowskis learned later that the apparition was a man in a "parakite," forerunner to the present day hang glider.
"It was about the time they were trying to find someplace to use hang gliders," Mrs. George Zaikowski recalls. "There were those who felt this area would have been a good place for it."
To Mrs. Bernize Zaikowski, though, born in Poland and used to old country ways, the contraption was something strange.
And it was really. Any flying man is.
While a convincing explanation for the orthonoid, it doesn't explain the fact that both Zaikowski and Johnson heard motor sounds but neither saw a propeller. There is no doubt that various winged personal flying contraptions such as parasails and hang gliders were being openly developed by known parties at the time, but they all used either propeller systems or were silent gliders. None had the retractable wings or chest controls described by Zaikowski.
The mystery of the Cascadian Birdman remains.
You may not be familiar with the Iranian Space Agency (ISA). They haven't yet launched anything into space themselves (perhaps because the President of Iran is more interested in wasting resources on dangerous transportation boondoggles). However, they do have one reconnaissance satellite, the Sinah-1, launched in 2005 by the Russians and capable of imaging the Middle East at 3-meter resolution (sample images can be seen on their site). They have plans for two more satellites and hope to one day launch satellites themselves using their Shahab family of vehicles (more, more, and more). (They also have a space tourist, but not everyone in the government is happy about that.)
In the mean time, not to be outdone by their American counterparts at the NRO and the NGA, the ISA has their own* kids' propaganda site called Space Kids (or rather, the URL is called that; the actual title is in Persian, as is everything else inside):
The presumably titular Space Kids appear in a series of excessively large Flash cartoons that tell the story of two little Teletubbyesque paraterrestrials who visit two Iranian children -- apparently drawn by Margaret Keane during her monobrows-and-arthropodic-hairstyle phase -- and take them on a flying saucer trip to tour the Solar System and learn fun facts about the planets. (Note: Persian is read right-to-left, so the icon on the top right is the first episode.)
There's lots of talking in these 'toons -- seriously, they spend over two millidays on the roof of the human kids' house wistfully discussing the stars and looking at the paraterrestrials psychically project images of telescopes and Space Shuttles before they ever get off the planet -- and since it's all in Persian, I don't know if any of it is interesting.
While the first episode is on Earth, the second takes place on the Moon, where they levitate amidst wafting Moon Smog as they talk talk talk talk. Then an alarm goes off, they evaporate, reappear in the flying saucer, and begin their loquacious interplanetary tour.
I didn't watch the following episodes since they're so large and apparently each one just gives facts about each planet in turn (in Persian). I did watch the last (twelfth) episode though, which starts with something about satellites and space stations around Earth then has some trippy images of what first seems to be a nuclear explosion that scares one of the kids, but turns out to be just a volcano (I believe this is a bit of propaganda to emphasize the Iranian government's stated position that their satellite program is purely for the peaceful monitoring of natural disasters; but then again, it's all in Persian, so for all I know they could be threatening to unleash volcanoes on their enemies via satellite nukes).
At the very end, in a pointless twist that would make Jennifer Lynch proud, we learn it was all a dream. Great! But then the beginning makes no sense.
As is obvious to anyone paranoid enough to know what's going on, this lengthy propaganda of Iranian-paraterrestrial friendship is really meant to curry favor with paraterrestrial forces observing our planet and her Internetting. Perhaps Ahmadinejad hopes this treacly display of Iranian innocence will encourage some overly sentimental faction of the paraterrestrials to foolishly give Iran advanced monorail technology with which to threaten the world.
*(I'm not actually sure if Space Kids is directly produced by the Iranian government or by some private organization -- there's another section on the Space Kids site with ungovernmental-looking stuff like a message board, foreign news articles, and an additional propaganda mascot with an unwholesome attraction to the Moon -- but considering that it's prominently linked to at the top of the ISA site and has more substantive content than anything else there, at the very least there's a conspiracy between them.)
UPDATE (2007-04-18): I've been contacted by someone associated with the Space Kids site with some clarifying details: The site was designed, with ISA sponsorship, by a private organization called the Farda Institute, which works on public understanding of science and technology. They also have another kids' site (in Persian) called (in English) Nano Club, which teaches kids about nanotechnology and includes a series of comics about a character who buys an indestructible Bucky tube and later gets shrunken down and rides a red blood cell like a raft after visiting the Nano Club site (so take care when clicking that link). Since the site's in Persian, I have no idea what their stance is on the nanobiotechnological menace of Black Helicopters.
News out of "Belgium":
An apparent glitch in the Brussels Beast on Wednesday briefly caused the Flanders and Wallonia servers to split, leaving many of the kidnap victims that are hooked into the massive Belgium simulation via the neural interfaces of their Citizen Pods to believe that Belgium had become two independent nations instead of one nonexistent one.
Belgium Conspiracy system administrators quickly reacted by first reestablishing the server connections, then blaming the whole incident on a media "spoof". Citizen memories have been revised to be consistent with this lie.
Some Belgium Conspiracy watchers suspect that this incident was actually a trial run for establishing a separate Belgium server location -- possibly under the new Disneyland being planned in Shanghai, a city with a mature infrastructure for kidnapping people and pressing them into service. This location would help expand the Conspiracy's activities in Asia, but because of the large bandwidth needed to maintain the Belgian illusion, latency between such distant servers would require limiting access across the two Belgian "regions" using a contrived "national border". (Latency considerations are suspected to be one of the main reasons for the language and cultural barriers originally built into the simulation back when the Brussels Beast ran on primitive Univac hardware.)
Investigators theorize that the incident may have been designed to test the citizens' implanted nationalistic subroutines, as many of those assigned to Flemish nodes spontaneously took to the streets waving flags. (During the Conspiracy's clean-up, these citizens were implanted with memories that they were merely actors hired by a public television station as part of the "spoof".)
Besides access to Asia, another reason the Conspiracy may be looking to establish a new server location is space. Insiders report that the vault under Euro-Disneyland where the Belgian citizens are being stored is quickly filling up with kidnapped anti-NWO agitators, kept in check only by the vault's dreaded black mold infestation, which has been consuming an estimated 5% of the pod-bound prisoners annually.
ecoEnquirer reports: Levitating Islands in Bermuda Triangle Observed by Spy Satellite. While ecoEnquirer is at a loss to explain this phenomena -- and the usual suspects aren't forthcoming -- I have two possible theories:
Whatever the cause, we can say for certain that the phenomena has caught the attention of the giant white arrows patrolling the Caribbean; let us just hope it doesn't displease them.
(Via Reality Carnival)
The conditioning of the populace to the coming nanobiotechnological regime continues...
On Friday it was revealed to the general public that Israel is "developing" (as if more-advanced forms of the technology weren't already deployed) an insect-sized robot for use in chasing, spying on, and assassinating targets. The researchers promise that in three years it will be ready to navigate narrow alleyways in search of militants.
While they claim it uses only nanotechnology, they're calling it a "Bionic Hornet". Bionics, as those familiar with the 1970s are aware, is the integration of mechanical and electronic technology within biological organisms. Advances in the state of the art have long ago eliminated the telltale "da-na-na-na" sound that made bionically enhanced organisms unable to operate covertly among us, so this technology has been widely deployed among NWO operatives.
But is this Bionic Hornet really bionic -- that is, an insect with bionically integrated military systems -- or just a misnamed nanomechanical hymenopteroid? The answer is moot since the entire Bionic Hornet program is a calculated subterfuge designed only to further the NWO's agenda through memetic engineering.
The memetic pathway is simple: First, they want the public to welcome tiny robot buddies that protect us from the terrorists; next, they want the public in a state of whimsical bemusement at the thought of bees with lasers integrated into them; finally, the public will be made accepting of the complete merging of life and artifice that is nanobiotechnology.
(Via Bulldada Newsblog.)
Have you ever downloaded pirated MP3s from the Internet? If you are like a large segment of the Interpublic, you have. "What harm can come of it?", you have no doubt asked yourself rhetorically, "I take precautions!" But consider this: You wouldn't run pirated software from sketchy sources on your computer for fear of getting viruses, so why would you run pirated music on your brain? By listening to ill-gotten music -- even from paranoid artists you trust -- you are potentially exposing your brain to pirate-added cerebrosonic viruses!
With this very real threat in mind (hopefully not literally), Timothy Raymond Cronin has a simple, patent-pending solution for record labels wishing to dissuade piracy while foregoing unworkable DRM schemes: "Certified protection from subliminal content for recordings".
Record labels can add value, Cronin claims, to authentic, non-pirated music files by certifying them free of subliminal messages. By downloading a legally purchased song from the label's preferred digital distributor, customers can be made to rest assured that listening to it won't turn them into some Manchurian Candidate or cult member. Would-be pirates will think twice before hitting the P2P networks as they become trained to view every unauthorized song copy as a potential vector of subliminal enslavement.
Although it addresses a paranoid concern, Cronin's devious business method has a serious orthonoidic flaw: Who certifies that the label's certification is honest? Since the RIAA branch of the New World Order is known to add cerebrosonics to their music and music players, all this certification would certify is that listeners would be victims of only RIAA mind-control plots. While that does take some of the guess work out of who their puppet masters will be, it doesn't really add much value to the consumer.
Given the obviousness of this flaw, I fear that Cronin isn't acting out of good faith toward the paranoid community and is merely trying to manipulate nascent paranoia in the general public for either profit or mind games.
Robert W. Beckwith is a modern renaissance man: inventor, electrical engineer, entrepreneur, artist. At his business site, Beckwith Electric Co. Inc., you can buy both a variety of advanced electronics and prints of his paintings. He also heads Beckwith Electric Research, which "conducts research at the forefront of present-day engineering, physics and beyond". He has a number of patent applications in the pipeline, but I want to point out his two most recent and interesting*:
"Superconducting carbon 12 atomic strings and methods of manufacture of cables containing parallel strings" describes high-temperature superconductor wires that can be used for lossless electric power transmission and distribution, promising a savings of as much as $100 billion per year and a reduction in Global Warming.
The technology can also be used in a Storm Energy Reducing System (SERS) that would reduce the destruction caused by hurricanes. This would work by having a carbon superconducting belt laid on edge on the ground with a vertical steel pipe drawing energy from storm clouds. Besides regional storm abatement, Beckwith thinks SERS can be installed along the Equator to balance the Earth's heat loss by generating controlled storms, reversing the effects of climate change. While this is technologically doable, he cautions: "The most serious problem is in obtaining release of security by the National Security Agency or other agencies responsible for such action. Humans and others may block this release." (Unfortunately, he doesn't elaborate on what these "others" may be, leaving us to fear the worst.)
In explaining SERS technology, Beckwith reveals the startling truth that the US Navy has been using superconducting belts to make their ships capable of levitation, teleportation and time travel. While the extent of deployment of this technology throughout the fleet is uncertain, Beckwith knows firsthand that it's being used in the Osprey class of wooden-hulled mine-hunter ships, in particular the USS Cardinal (MHC-60):
Mrs. Beckwith and I visited the Cardinal as members of a group of about 30 that were the first aboard on Sunday morning, Armed Forces Weekend, 1998. We had spent Saturday at McDill Air base in Tampa looking at airplanes and saw a small notice of the inspection trip that we attended on Sunday.
In first touring the Savannah, an ocean going wooden hulled minesweeper, we were told 'wait until you see the Cardinal, that's where all the action is'. The Cardinal and other mine warfare ships of the Osprey class were known throughout the Navy as the most choice assignment in the Navy.
When invited aboard the Cardinal, the capabilities of the ship were made public. We were told that on Friday they were busy in the Persian Gulf. Sometime overnight they 'blinked', ie teleported to Tampa Bay and from there traveled on the surface to the Tampa Navy dock. The mission control officer, Lieutenant Joe. Sinninger, showed us his flat panel display with a one line diagram of the surrounding area and an Icon showing the Cardinal's position. He said that the action was the same as during training and that the only way that he knew that they had changed position from the Persian gulf was when his display 'blinked' from one showing the Persian Gulf to the one that we saw showing the position at the Tampa Navy dock. Moreover, he said that Monday morning they would blink to a port in Japan where they were to clear some mines.
A cabinet, said to contain their positioning computer, separated the mission control officer from the operations and maintenance officer. The maintenance officer told us that sometimes they had to bring a new form of mine up and stow it in a container on deck.
The ARVN (Automatic Retrieval Vehicle Navy), is a highly automated tethered submarine. ARVNs are outlined under odd page numbers of the Reference 1 MHC Commissioning booklet. A second device, outlined under even page numbers, is used to bring mines up for taking back to base for reverse engineering. He said their operation became dicey when they had to use one of the second devices to bring a mine on deck. They had to go to the visible, real time, mode while on deck with unfriendlies bearing down on them in gunboats. Whenever possible they blinked ahead a bit in time where others couldn't see them since they were not there yet.
The ARVN driver said that he could disassemble a sophisticated mine and set an explosive to blow it up. Mines were designed to be exploded and reset themselves for further destructive explosions.
Various crew members told the group of the danger that would exist if they had anything made of iron in their clothing. A staple or paper clip could be deadly, propelled by the high magnetic field through their bodies when they teleported to a new position.
In a trip below deck we went past an assembly of cabinets each the size of a double refrigerator. The cabinet was marked 'Marconi Degausing Equipment'. An LED on the panel was labeled 'Teleportation Mode'. It was, of course, unlighted at the time.
Before leaving the ship at the end of our visit I remarked is to Commander Sheehan that no attempt was made to hide their ability to become invisible and to teleport long distances around the world. His response was that there was no need not to tell the truth since most people did not believe what they were told!
(The BECI store has a copy of the USS Cardinal Commissioning Ceremony book on CD, for those interested.)
But Beckwith isn't content to leave "blinking" to the Military; he wants to commercialize teleportation. In his patent application for "infinite speed space communications using information globes", he explains what is known about teleportation:
It is common knowledge that strong rotating magnetic fields are used to enclose stealth ships and space craft in their own divided space, free from universal space. Once the separation is made, teleportation to another location can be made in essentially zero time. Personnel on the ships or space craft suffer no changes whatsoever so long as they have no iron or other magnetic material in their clothing that can move dangerously in the large magnetic fields used to accomplish teleportation.
He then proposes a test to see if this technology could be used for practical communications:
This inventive apparatus is intended for use in determining whether communications at nearly infinite speed is possible by teleporting globes of air or other gas contained in divided spaces from a first location to a second location.
If this test works, Beckwith sees a number of uses for the technology, including: real time communications between the Earth, the Moon, and Mars at 900 mb/s via frequency shift keyed (FSK) coding; a secure communication channel between two parties with no possibility of man-in-the-middle attack; and the ability to beam breathable air and nutritious "broth vapor" to space stations.
While that last ability gives his technology an advantage over the Davy Tachyon Transceiver -- which is completely incapable of transmitting piping-hot soup gas to our brave stationauts manning their frigid outposts -- it falls short of St. Clairian hyperspace technology, which can communicate in real time across the galaxy and enfold a whole plate of toast. However, if Beckwith can develop his teleportation globe technology so that it can send solid -- or at least proper liquid -- food, I think he'll have a real winner.
(* Beckwith resubmitted his patent applications multiple times with only minor differences; above I refer to the most recent submission as of this posting.)
"The Youds Factor cannot be underestimated"
While working on a new way to process sewage, Dr. Mark William Youds, a professor of Theological Physics in London, may have stumbled upon a means to produce unlimited energy and give Humanity mastery over space-time.
His 2001 US patent application (the original UK version has a more pithy title: "Sonified vortex machine for communition and treatment of solids") describes an apparatus that generates ultrasonic "vortexian energy" to break down sewage:
This invention relates to apparatus and methods for the processing, pasteurization, and treatment of materials, sewage, and bio-solids, and to an impeller rotor suction fan for processing such materials. In particular, but not exclusively, this invention relates to formulae-designed apparatus for treating and processing materials, sewage and bio-solids and to methods for treating sewage biosolids It also relates to apparatus, which will dissociate water and air, and also comminute. The invention comprises Mark Youds', 'Factors of Vortexian energy sources' within the apparatus, and his formulae for utilizing those factors.
Top: Photograph of the core apparatus from Youds' paper "Vortex technology applicable to biosolids". Right: perspective drawing from patent application showing apparatus in situ, ready to comminute your biosolids.
Youds' invention -- a version of which met with positive reception in the pages of New Scientist -- takes advantage of what Youds calls the "Youds Factor", defined by Youds here:
All of the inherent processes are interactive and depend upon one another for successful treatment of the material. This novel combination of processes occurs without a chronology (This Nexus to be known as the 'Youds Factor'.) Its 'Fluence' is therefore immeasurable. The 'Youds Factor' cannot be underestimated, when you consider the simultaneous knock-on effect of the infinite spiraling of processes, and its potential on the nucleonic molecular mean squared velocity No time elapses between either implosion and/or explosion (depending upon the mediums) cavitation, or the extreme ranges in temperature and pressure etc (except for the vacuum created implosion that occurs at the boundary layer, of the 'boundary cylinder' hyper-spatial intersection--between non space-time and space-time).
Besides aiding in the comminution of biosolids, the Youds Factor -- which utilizes the formulae of over 20 equations only truly understandable to those skilled in the art of Acoustophoresis -- has a number of remarkable side-effects:
The leaning reverse vortex of the 'boundary cylinder' has a 13.0517291 to 21.11814287 degrees gradient between the two interrupter 'rounded peaks' ... This vortex carries ultrasonic frequencies from the axis, in a constantly changing magnetic field, and contains a concave based vortex standing columnar wave 'boundary envelope' This base is just below the 'zone of vacuum polarization' produced by a plasma's acoustic mode--located at the boundary layer of the two-dimensional 'corona', at a hyper-spacial intersection between non space-time and space-time. (This smaller 'envelope' has an apex angle equal to its angle of torsion vibration, from which a standing columnar wave is created.) Presumably this particular boundary layer has no additional fermionic quantum dimensions, although it could appear to have Lorentz violating qualities.
The plasma may be produced by quantum vacuum radiation, with any light radiating from the 'corona' instantly dissipated--unlike sonoluminescence. To suggest a 'black hole' is being generated would be a fanciful and ignorant remark, as it is more likely to generate 'stars' from the helium and hydrogen than a quantum chromodynamic holographic matrix)
With the right conditions, the 'corona' can also 'contain' slowed-down high-energy neutrons, with nuclei that are Gravitationally and inertially confined, together with positronium, antiprotonic atoms and anti-hydrogen. The anti-matter may be nothing more than an 'echo' signature from an alternative dimension caused by: the negative entropy effect from the 'corona'; and/or the incumbent torsion field--but also in part due to the particle speed of the space vortex energy. As it is not in space-time the strength of the two-dimensional aspect of the vortex is constant. The 'cylinder' also acts as a wave-guide containment field for the electro-magnetic waves, and as a gatherer of electrons in the transverse direction--a process that amplifies the sound in the 'boundary envelope', and is part of the star making process. The greater the tension, the higher the frequency
The combustion energy equivalent to dissociate water, achieved by the invention, exceeds the energy required to run the motor. When the invention was being tested, it was also noted that the nearer the prototype got to its optimum configuration, the less were the amps that were being pulled.
Since the technical details may be confusing to the layperson, Youds breaks down the practical implications of the Youds Factor:
The process according to claim 1 whereby when the correct frequencies are input it can: generate vortex space energy, which could be collected and used as energy source; be applied to interstellar, inter-dimensional interplanetary travel; anti-gravity devices, time travel; fold space; and generate said frequencies.
He also promises that it could be used to "detoxify poisons, deactivate dangerous chemicals, and produce cheaper drugs" -- surely of interest to our growing senior population.
(The space-time effects in the apparatus raise nagging questions: are the biosolids only being comminuted and disassociated or are they also, at least partially, being transmitted through space-time? Should the Youds Factor become our primary method of waste management, would we end up sending vast quantities of poo into the future, causing environmental problems for our children? Or into the past, clogging the causal pathways of our timeline like a backed-up toilet? And what about the potential for warfare should our enfolded effluence land on the heads of some less-than-understanding interstellar/interdimensional civilization? Until the space-time effects can either be isolated from sewage processing or aimed at a docile dimension, I would be hesitant to encourage Cascadia to adopt Youdsian waste management.)
All these different effects can be produced by simply varying the input frequency to the apparatus. However, Youds notes that frequencies must be corrected against changes in our planet's resonant frequency -- which has shifted from about 7.83 Hz a century ago to no more than 8.258203125 Hz today. Also, care must be taken to surround the apparatus with oxygen when using it to fold space, otherwise the metal parts may fall victim to hydrogen embrittlement. Oh, and wear head and ear protection lest the vortexian vibrations upset your 12-cycles-per-minute cerebrospinal fluid impulse and cause the 22 bones of your skull to rattle apart.
While writing this post I tried tracking down more info on Dr. Youds and his work, but there is very little out there, most of it rehashes what is presented in his patent applications. His website, vortexi.com, is gone. I did find a short bio on this page, which notes he also invented a fireproof product made entirely from waste material, and two Amazon.com reviews he wrote.
In fact, it seems as if Dr. Youds disappeared from existence shortly after submitting his applications. Could he have been the victim of the very factor that bears his name, accidentally flushed through a swirling space-time tempest, comminuted beyond our four dimensions only to suffer a sewer-change into something rank and strange? Or perhaps, fearing the threat to their profits, Big Oil and Big Sewage acted in collusion to silence Youds and his invention, just like they did with the urine-powered car.
Whatever his fate, Youds has left us with the plunger to unstopping the pipes of Humanity's destiny. As he states in the Theological Quantum Cosmology section of his paper/application: "From a theological cosmology all matter is attracted in an effort to achieve consciousness". Could it not be that our universe was formed out of the comminuted biosolids of a civilization from some other universe, flushed into the quantum vacuum when they tapped into the secrets of vortexian energy to manage their waste? Might not that matter have then been attracted to form Human consciousness -- consciousness destined to rediscover the Youds Factor and repeat the cycle? As unlikely as it may sound, the Youds Factor may very well be the Engine of Creation itself.
Underestimate it at your own peril.
I've been put on a list...
International Congress of Nanotechnology
You are invited to participate in the premier international nanotechnology event on October 30-November 2, 2006 in San Francisco.
More than 150 speakers and presenters from 35 countries will cover a complete spectrum of the emerging field of Nanotechnology: from the latest research and development in nanomaterials, nanoelectronics, nanophotonics, nanobiotechnology, nanomedicine, nanoethics, workforce education and training, environmental, societal and health and safety implications, to nanotech venture capital investment.
Early-bird registration will end on October 7, 2006. Please register now and save
Please visit our web site: www.icnt.org
As much as I would like to attend and speak on the nanobiotechnological menace of Black Helicopters -- which is presumably the reason I received this invitation -- unfortunately the Congress is being held in Cabalist-controlled San Francisco, so I fear this could be a ruse to entrap me.
If anyone would like to go in my stead and present a poster of my findings, here's a PDF version. Just make sure your escape plan takes into consideration that you will be surrounded by nanotechnicians capable of blowing pocket nanodust in your face -- as well as possible coalesced Black Helicopter MOBs.
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