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Indian Teleportation Accident, Circa 1878

Lyle Zapato | 2015-06-19.0880 LMT | Technology | Retro

Was the plot of the original The Fly ripped from the headlines... of 80 years previously?

In 1878 a report from Bombay reached Australia describing an amazing and terrible new invention (reprint from The Brisbane Courier, July 27):

The Teleport.

The telephone and the phonograph are no doubt very wonderful examples (says the Melbourne Daily Telegraph) of the purposes to which the power of electricity may be applied, but these novelties begin to sink into insignificance before the still more recent strides of science. The newest contrivance is called a teleport, and is described by a Bombay paper "as an apparatus by which man can be reduced into infinitesimal atoms, transmitted through a wire, and reproduced safe and sound at the other end." The apparatus, according to the Indian paper, consists of a powerful battery, a large metal disc, a bell-shaped glass house, and a large iron funnel connected with the wire. An experiment is described as follows:—"A dog was placed on the metal disc, and a 'powerful current' was applied to it. After a while the animal disappeared, and was found at the other end gnawing a bone, just as it was doing before it was 'transported.' Afterwards a boy was experimented upon. Under the glass house, it is reported, the inventor of the machine placed a Goanese boy, Pedro—who was grinning as if he thought it a good joke—and we suspect it was not the first time he had been in that house. The current was again applied to the under part of the disc, and the same effect was observed as with the dog. The house was instantaneously filled with a vaporous man, whose features and parts were quite distinct until they disappeared. Even the grin was discernible as a mere film of vapour—in fact, it seemed to us that the grin remained even after the body had disappeared. In fifteen seconds Pedro was gone; but they found him also at the end of the wire. It was then attempted to send the boy and the dog along at once, but by an unfortunate accident the 'infinitesimal atoms' of the boy and those of the dog got 'mixed' in transitu, and the result was that they both looked dreadfully unnatural creatures." At least, so says the Bombay paper in its account of the first experiments with the "teleport." It says that by means of the teleport a man will be able to travel from India to England by submarine cable in a few minutes, but unfortunately there is always the danger that the "disintegrated atoms" of one man may become mixed with those of another, as in the case of Pedro and the dog, and for this reason it is feared that the teleport will not supersede the railways—at least, not so far as the passenger traffic is concerned.

Left unanswered, fortunately, was "How does Pedrodog eat?"

There are other versions of this article in different Australian newspapers (and at least one American one), rewritten slightly by their editors. The earliest I could find was from June 8 in the Riverine Grazier, but it seems to be less complete (assuming the mentioned Telegraph article, which I can't find, to be the one everyone is copying -- finding the unnamed Bombay paper online is probably a lost cause).

[UPDATE 2017-08-03] There's an earlier example from June 7 in the Avoca Mail. It cites the Maryborough Advertiser and has the same skeptical statements as the Capricornian below.[/UPDATE]

The Capricornian (or whoever they copied) is more skeptical of the claim. Its June 29 reprint calls the new invention's reality "at least doubtful", notes disapprovingly that the Bombay paper "devotes some of its largest type as well as a prominent place" to the article, and concludes:

Its statements and its remark may be taken for what they are worth; but notwithstanding the many remarkable electrical discoveries that have been made of late, no one seriously believes that it is possible to use the electric telegraph in the manner described by the Bombay paper in its account of the alleged experiments referred to above. The telephone and the phonograph have opened the way for many novel applications of electricity, but they have not prepared us for such an invention as the so-called "teleport."


In a slightly more bemused vein, the Melbourne Advocate prefaces their July 6 reprint by likening the story to other "scientific sells" that newspapers had been recently publishing:

Some time since the Herald gave a description of the race for the Melbourne Cup as alleged, by means of a camera obscura. More recently the Australasian had an account of photobolus, and last week the Age gave an account of a tele-gastrograph, "a machine by which, through the aid of electric currents, the flavour of any food or liquor can be transmitted by wire to any distance, and the sensation of eating or drinking conveyed by merely placing the end of the wire between the teeth."

Wikipedia aserts that "teleportation" was coined by Charles Fort in 1931 [UPDATE: someone updated that article with the earlier examples I cited]. As seen above, the root of Fort's word proceeded his by half a century (and was used in a more modern, technological sense -- Fort's teleportations were more, well, Fortean). I don't know if there's an etymological trail between the two or if Fort recoined it from scratch. The idea of teleport technology was possibly first described in fiction in Edward Page Mitchell's "The Man Without a Body" (1877), where the inventor called it a "telepomp". (Side note: the word "teleport" was apparently also used, at least once, to mean a report sent via telegraph.)

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