"The Youds Factor cannot be underestimated"
—Dr. Youds
While working on a new way to process sewage, Dr. Mark William Youds, a professor of Theological Physics in London, may have stumbled upon a means to produce unlimited energy and give Humanity mastery over space-time.
His 2001 US patent application (the original UK version has a more pithy title: "Sonified vortex machine for communition and treatment of solids") describes an apparatus that generates ultrasonic "vortexian energy" to break down sewage:
This invention relates to apparatus and methods for the processing, pasteurization, and treatment of materials, sewage, and bio-solids, and to an impeller rotor suction fan for processing such materials. In particular, but not exclusively, this invention relates to formulae-designed apparatus for treating and processing materials, sewage and bio-solids and to methods for treating sewage biosolids It also relates to apparatus, which will dissociate water and air, and also comminute. The invention comprises Mark Youds', 'Factors of Vortexian energy sources' within the apparatus, and his formulae for utilizing those factors.
 Top: Photograph of the core apparatus from Youds' paper "Vortex technology applicable to biosolids". Right: perspective drawing from patent application showing apparatus in situ, ready to comminute your biosolids. |
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Youds' invention -- a version of which met with positive reception in the pages of New Scientist -- takes advantage of what Youds calls the "Youds Factor", defined by Youds here:
All of the inherent processes are interactive and depend upon one another for successful treatment of the material. This novel combination of processes occurs without a chronology (This Nexus to be known as the 'Youds Factor'.) Its 'Fluence' is therefore immeasurable. The 'Youds Factor' cannot be underestimated, when you consider the simultaneous knock-on effect of the infinite spiraling of processes, and its potential on the nucleonic molecular mean squared velocity No time elapses between either implosion and/or explosion (depending upon the mediums) cavitation, or the extreme ranges in temperature and pressure etc (except for the vacuum created implosion that occurs at the boundary layer, of the 'boundary cylinder' hyper-spatial intersection--between non space-time and space-time).
Besides aiding in the comminution of biosolids, the Youds Factor -- which utilizes the formulae of over 20 equations only truly understandable to those skilled in the art of Acoustophoresis -- has a number of remarkable side-effects:
The leaning reverse vortex of the 'boundary cylinder' has a 13.0517291 to 21.11814287 degrees gradient between the two interrupter 'rounded peaks' ... This vortex carries ultrasonic frequencies from the axis, in a constantly changing magnetic field, and contains a concave based vortex standing columnar wave 'boundary envelope' This base is just below the 'zone of vacuum polarization' produced by a plasma's acoustic mode--located at the boundary layer of the two-dimensional 'corona', at a hyper-spacial intersection between non space-time and space-time. (This smaller 'envelope' has an apex angle equal to its angle of torsion vibration, from which a standing columnar wave is created.) Presumably this particular boundary layer has no additional fermionic quantum dimensions, although it could appear to have Lorentz violating qualities.
The plasma may be produced by quantum vacuum radiation, with any light radiating from the 'corona' instantly dissipated--unlike sonoluminescence. To suggest a 'black hole' is being generated would be a fanciful and ignorant remark, as it is more likely to generate 'stars' from the helium and hydrogen than a quantum chromodynamic holographic matrix)
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With the right conditions, the 'corona' can also 'contain' slowed-down high-energy neutrons, with nuclei that are Gravitationally and inertially confined, together with positronium, antiprotonic atoms and anti-hydrogen. The anti-matter may be nothing more than an 'echo' signature from an alternative dimension caused by: the negative entropy effect from the 'corona'; and/or the incumbent torsion field--but also in part due to the particle speed of the space vortex energy. As it is not in space-time the strength of the two-dimensional aspect of the vortex is constant. The 'cylinder' also acts as a wave-guide containment field for the electro-magnetic waves, and as a gatherer of electrons in the transverse direction--a process that amplifies the sound in the 'boundary envelope', and is part of the star making process. The greater the tension, the higher the frequency
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The combustion energy equivalent to dissociate water, achieved by the invention, exceeds the energy required to run the motor. When the invention was being tested, it was also noted that the nearer the prototype got to its optimum configuration, the less were the amps that were being pulled.
Since the technical details may be confusing to the layperson, Youds breaks down the practical implications of the Youds Factor:
The process according to claim 1 whereby when the correct frequencies are input it can: generate vortex space energy, which could be collected and used as energy source; be applied to interstellar, inter-dimensional interplanetary travel; anti-gravity devices, time travel; fold space; and generate said frequencies.
He also promises that it could be used to "detoxify poisons, deactivate dangerous chemicals, and produce cheaper drugs" -- surely of interest to our growing senior population.
(The space-time effects in the apparatus raise nagging questions: are the biosolids only being comminuted and disassociated or are they also, at least partially, being transmitted through space-time? Should the Youds Factor become our primary method of waste management, would we end up sending vast quantities of poo into the future, causing environmental problems for our children? Or into the past, clogging the causal pathways of our timeline like a backed-up toilet? And what about the potential for warfare should our enfolded effluence land on the heads of some less-than-understanding interstellar/interdimensional civilization? Until the space-time effects can either be isolated from sewage processing or aimed at a docile dimension, I would be hesitant to encourage Cascadia to adopt Youdsian waste management.)
All these different effects can be produced by simply varying the input frequency to the apparatus. However, Youds notes that frequencies must be corrected against changes in our planet's resonant frequency -- which has shifted from about 7.83 Hz a century ago to no more than 8.258203125 Hz today. Also, care must be taken to surround the apparatus with oxygen when using it to fold space, otherwise the metal parts may fall victim to hydrogen embrittlement. Oh, and wear head and ear protection lest the vortexian vibrations upset your 12-cycles-per-minute cerebrospinal fluid impulse and cause the 22 bones of your skull to rattle apart.
While writing this post I tried tracking down more info on Dr. Youds and his work, but there is very little out there, most of it rehashes what is presented in his patent applications. His website, vortexi.com, is gone. I did find a short bio on this page, which notes he also invented a fireproof product made entirely from waste material, and two Amazon.com reviews he wrote.
In fact, it seems as if Dr. Youds disappeared from existence shortly after submitting his applications. Could he have been the victim of the very factor that bears his name, accidentally flushed through a swirling space-time tempest, comminuted beyond our four dimensions only to suffer a sewer-change into something rank and strange? Or perhaps, fearing the threat to their profits, Big Oil and Big Sewage acted in collusion to silence Youds and his invention, just like they did with the urine-powered car.
Whatever his fate, Youds has left us with the plunger to unstopping the pipes of Humanity's destiny. As he states in the Theological Quantum Cosmology section of his paper/application: "From a theological cosmology all matter is attracted in an effort to achieve consciousness". Could it not be that our universe was formed out of the comminuted biosolids of a civilization from some other universe, flushed into the quantum vacuum when they tapped into the secrets of vortexian energy to manage their waste? Might not that matter have then been attracted to form Human consciousness -- consciousness destined to rediscover the Youds Factor and repeat the cycle? As unlikely as it may sound, the Youds Factor may very well be the Engine of Creation itself.
Underestimate it at your own peril.