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HOWL: HOMINOIDICIDE COVERUP!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-08-11.7305 LMT | Sasquatch Issues

There have been reports in the Cryptopervert media that HUMANS HAVE SHOT AND KILLED A CHIYE-TANKA HOMINOID IN SOUTH DAKOTA!!! Rumor is that the murder victim's body was "SMUDGED" and secretly taken to THE SOUTH DAKOTA SCHOOL OF MINES AND TECHNOLOGY FOR "STUDY"!!!

Now the Human mining school has issued a press release claiming that it was ALL A JOKE, that there WAS NO MURDER, and denied that they STOCKPILE HOMINOID CORPSES IN MINE SHAFTS DEEP BELOW THEIR SCHOOL FOR USE IN CONDUCTING BIZARRE MEDICAL RESEARCH AND OTHER STRANGE RITUALS!!!

Excuse my skeptical howl, but: THIS IS A COVERUP!!!

The School of Mines knows that if the Chiye-tanka believed this HEINOUS CRIME took place that THEY WOULD STORM THE CAMPUS AND DELIMB THE BOARD OF REGENTS!!! They must be aware of OLIVER RED CLOUD, one of the Humans implicated with the shooting incident, who is an AMPUTEE -- presumably the result of having done SOMETHING to upset the Chiye-tanka community! So they desperately want everyone to think it was all a HOAX like JOGI and FORGET ABOUT IT!!!

WE WILL NEVER FORGET!!! We know what you are hiding in your mines and eventually the TRUTH will come out! Remember: THERE IS NO STATUTE OF DELIMB-LIMITATIONS FOR HOMINOIDICIDE!!!

HOWL TO TYPING OCTOPUS: SHUT UP!!! No one cares about a dead octopus in the Ohio river! IT IS JUST FOOD!!! And YOU WILL BE TOO, once I find out which Hominoidnet kiosk you are using to post here! THEY ARE FOR SASQUATCH, NOT FOR TASTY SNACKS!!!

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