Humans finally acknowledge: octopus pop and lock skills put human crews to shame.
Octopus issue battle challenge: all top bhumans verses top octopus crews in shore-side tournament at low tide. Prize: respect, tasty crabs.
More news: Squid learn shyness from parents, need assertiveness training. Octopus suggest breakswimming programs for deep-sea squid youth, build self-esteem, harmless vent for misogynistic tendencies.