One of the many business inquiries from Pakistan we get at ZPi:
Sent: Thursday, February 23, 2006 07:47
Subject: Re: Aluminum lead tin foil
Dear Sir or Madam
Hope that you will be fine. We are looking for Aluminum Lead Tin Foil 0.15MM Thick Spec: BS/STA 7L-X-1/1. Please quote 1400 Kg.This is the trial order. Our actual order is more bigger than 14000Kg.
Awaiting your early reply.The Matter is Most Urgent.
To which I replied:
Dear Sir and/or Madam
Sorry for the delay on this Most Urgent Matter. My busy schedule, filled as it is with meetings, conferences, and other manner of symposia, has left me negligent in promptly responding to my email. I offer you my sincerest apologies.
Unfortunately I must inform you that we do not sell metals of any quantities. We are in the business -- or as may be said, the vocation -- of informing people of the proper use of aluminum foil for blocking psychotronic mind control transmissions by various agencies governmental, corporate, and paraterrestrial.
If you are in need of our services, we can provide you, free of charge, with informative materials that can be used to protect you and your employees from hazardous workplace mind control often employed by business competitors attempting to undermine productivity and/or steal trade secrets.
Please understand though that we cannot assist you if you engage in any of the aforementioned activities, as this is counterindicated by our mission statement.
I await your most welcome and timely reply.
We'll see if they write back or if my unfortunate delay in responding to their urgent call for deflective foils has inadvertently caused them to succumb to their psychotronic enemies.