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HOWL: SASQUATCH ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2005-08-05.7330 LMT | Sasquatch Issues

RECALL MY PREVIOUS HOWL!!!

C. Thomas Biscardi, Human leader of a group called GABRO!!! that is trying to kidnap Sasquatch in the area of Southern Cascadia Humans call Happy Camp, is now threatening to show their stalking live all day for three moons on something called "pay-per-view"! Perverted Humans are encouraged to barter bits of paper to be able to spy on Sasquatch as GABRO!!! stalks them! THIS HOWL IS NOT A LIE... THEY ARE STARTING TOMORROW!!!

WARNING ALL SASQUATCH:

IF YOU SEE THIS HUMAN, HOWL YOUR NEAREST SASQUATCH MILITIA OFFICER!!!

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