Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie

Aluminum & Mind Control:

• "How to create and attach a DTV converter box to your aluminum foil helmet" - A simple hack using a juice box and biomatter to add extra protection against new digital TV signals.
• TinfoilOnMyhead.com - Sports-conspiracy-guys exposing the TRUTH about the New England Patriots, Chinese Gymnasts, engineered super-athletes, and other sports conspiracies.
• AFDB Disney Resistance Squad - "We are a small group of neighbors who live in the Orlando area in very close proximity to Disney World. We have recently discovered that paraterrestrials have been infiltrating the Disney Company for years. They have been scanning our minds then sending out their electromagnetic psychotronic mind control rays. We will not surrender to their subversion and mental enslavement without a fight!"

Starshine 1
• Project Starshine - NASA is releasing aluminum mirrored orbs -- constructed using child labor -- into orbit ostensibly to "educate" school children, but are they really psychotronic transceivers? (And who is the nefarious man with the eye-patch?)

  NEWSFLASH! [2003-01-21] Starshine 3 has re-entered Earth's atmosphere. There are currently no Starshine orbs in the sky, or so THEY claim. However, for safety sake, do not look directly into the night sky, I repeat, do not look directly into the night sky!

• S.M.I.N.T. - "Students from Manchester against Invasion by Non-Terrestrials". Features research into aluminium-based anti-Reticulan psionic dampening headgear complete with construction photos and data on relative strengths of British foil brands.
• "Experiments Into Remote Mind Control Technology" - An excerpt from Jim Keith with evidence of aluminum's anti-psychotronic effectiveness.
• "The system of fluoridation and mind control endangers your health and your freedom" - Besides titular subject, also goes into unorthodox use of aluminum to stop the Government's Ground Wave Emergency Network (GWEN) as well as mind-control's role in causing the Seattle WTO riots.
• Detecting Psychotronics With Tin Foil - Aluminum foil actually. From the Mind Control Forum.
• An audio tip from Chris Carter - 32Kio WAV file.
• Foiled - Anti-aluminum foil propaganda movie. Portrays aluminum foil as an evil alien that consumes and controls hapless British people. Lies, all of it!

Other Anti-Mind Control Devices/Software:

• MindGuard - Free, open-source anti-psychotronic software for Amiga and Linux, cautiously trusted by paranoids since 1995. From Zapato Productions Intradimensional.
• Mind Control Countermeasures - Purveyors of mind-control cancelation technology. Products include Jammer 11, the new Jammer 45 (virtually silent), inexpensive emergency jammers, implant locating/disabling devices, bat detectors, Faraday cages, prionic and mycoplasmic elimination kits, and amino acid capsules. Also, free cerebrosonic download for quick mind control relief.
• Stop Alien Abductions - Instructions and materials list for the construction of a Velostat-based "thought screen" cap designed specifically to thwart paraterrestrial (a.k.a. alien) mind-control used during abductions.
• The Atlantean One Meditation Helmet - Pyramidal copper meditation device aids in post-mind control rehabilitation by helping to clearify thoughts. Pricy but stylish.

Other Pro-Mind Control Devices:

(i.e. Tools Of Our Enemies)

• The DARPA Information Awareness Office (IAO) - Military research organization determined to, among other things, build giant space-based mind control pyramids. [SHUT DOWN -- Or is it?]
• Farwell Brain Fingerprinting - Uses Multifaceted Electroencephalographic Response Analysis (MERA) to detect subversive thoughts in subjects, the first step in isolating potential mind control targets.
• Mind Control Patents - Description and patent numbers.

Mind Control In General:

• Psychalking - A hobo-language for paranoids. Learn to read mind control warning symbols.
• Organized Crime Waves - True life stories of victims of mind control.
• Electronic Neuro-Influence Devices - Information about people who have been targeted as well as background on agencies involved, good selection of articles.
• United States Psychotronics Association - Non-governmental organization dedicated to psychotronic research.
• Mind Control Forum - Lots of articles and information about studies, resources, and victims of mind control, from Ed Light.
• MKULTRA - Information about the CIA's mind control program.
• Microwaves and Mind Control - Cold-War microwave experiments on mind-control.
• Jeff Rense - Has articles on diverse topics (UFO, paranormal, alternative medicine) including mind control related.
• MRML - Mind Reading Markup Language, you aren't safe on the web anymore.
• Mind Control: The Ultimate Terror - Explores the use of "cell phone" towers in MK Ultra mind control and the shadowy connection between Henry Kissinger and Bob Hope.

Aluminum In General:

• Popular Science: The Amazing Rusting Aluminum - See what aluminum's archnemesis, Mercury Paste, can do to your beanie.
• Aluminum Mania!! - Japanese site (in Japanese) all about aluminum and its many uses, complete with aluminum news blog.
• Transparent Aluminum - New sub-µm corundum ceramics research portends invisible, super-strong AFDBs. No more pesky camouflage!
• Periodic Table: Aluminum - Periodic table of elements entry for aluminum (Al).
• Aluminum By Design: Jewlery to Jets - Exhibit that shows the many wonderous uses of aluminum.
• World Aluminium - From the International Primary Aluminium Institute.
• Alcoa - World's leading producer of aluminum and alumina.
• The Aluminum Association - General info about aluminum.
• Reynold's Wrap Homepage - From the Reynolds Metal Company's consumer division.
• Alcan Foil Homepage - From Alcan Aluminium Limited.
• Aluminum Foil Balls - The AFB section of Yahoo.

Foil Fashion, Products, Projects, & Miscellania:

• 30 Uncommon Uses for Aluminum Foil - The Life Hackery shows you how to get the most out of your aluminum foil.
• The Invisifier - An aluminum and duct tape sheath for your cellphone to keep the Corporate-Government Complex from tracking you.
• My Name Is Phil - Phil has a number of technological innovations that involve aluminum foil, including a Solar-Powered Zaxonian Sun-Catcher and a CIA Alien Invasion Detector. Phil also receives many paraterrestrial transmissions which he sings about in his music videos, available for free download.
• United Nuclear - Offers a wide variety of chemicals and metals, available in small orders, including premium grade German dark imported aluminum powder (useful for creating anti-mind-control topical ointments) and RadMax® Radiation Shielding lead sheet.
• Eric is Great: tin foil hats - "For the discriminating lunatic." A selection of fashionable AFDB designs, including the Dapper, the Fez, and the trendy Kutcher.
• Aluminum Foil Container Manufacturers Association - The pie plates shown would make a great AFDB substitute! There may be coverage issues though.
• Aluminized Car - How-to instructions for covering your car in aluminum foil. Note: these people are recklessly not wearing AFDBs while out in the open! While we applaud the promotion of Aluminum Shielded Automobiles, we cannot condone the bad influence of showing unaluminized craniums. Please, wrap your head before you wrap your car.
• Beerbox Headgear - Great AFDB camouflage. The forces of mind control won't know if you're paranoid or just drunk.
• Cosmic Ray Deflection Society of North America - Contains important information about the CRDH, a specialized hat designed specifically to protect against dreaded Cosmic Rays.
• The EMF Safety SuperStore - "Everything for Electromagnetic Safety In the Home & Office" Need EMF shielded dress shirts? They've got them.
• Fork-You.com - The premier website for bending forks with your mind. More challenging than spoons and quite beautiful too.

  [While the author of the above site remains agnostic to the exact physics behind the psychofurcular process, I would hypothesize that it is the result of the mentally focused redirection of circumambient psychotronic energy at the fork, causing the metal's latent resonance potential to convert the psychotronic energy into kinetic energy, thus bending the fork in on itself. If this is true, then there are two testable conclusions that can be drawn: 1) Incidents of mental forkbending will increase in proportion to the growth of the source of the requisite energy -- namely, the ever-expanding psychotronic emissions of the forces of mind control. 2) Purely mental forkbending would be impossible in a properly constructed aluminum shielded enclosure as there would be no source of psychotronic energy available for mental redirection and kinetic conversion. The former conclusion will take years to accurately measure. However, the latter could be easily tested by simply placing a forkbender in a sealed, solid aluminum box and seeing if any bent forks result. If she is unable to mentally bend forks under these conditions, then my hypothesis would stand.]

• The Lifters Experiments - Self-levitating aluminum foil triangles, secrets NASA doesn't want you to know!
• Metallic Yarns - Aluminum deposited yarns that can be knitted into hats. While deflective head gear made only out of this yarn may not offer you total security, it can be used in conjunction with a standard AFDB as an AFDB cozy. Perfect for the lady who is both paranoid and crafty!
• North American Silly Party - "If elected, we will distribute MindGuard Software, or aluminum foil hats (your choice) to everyone on the planet." If you can't vote Thermodynamic Law Party, please vote Silly Party.
• Plantraco - Makers of remote controled, neutral boyancy, aluminated mylar deflection platforms. Perfect for interferring with psychotronic mind control satelites such as Project Starshine.
• Reflect-O-Tech - Line your house with aluminum.
• SPACE® Brand EMERGENCY BAG - From MPI Outdoors. Made from high quality polyester film with a precise vacuum deposition of radar-reflective pure aluminum, this bag will provide full body coverage, giving you maximum psychotronic protection -- plus it retains your body heat!

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