Coming Soon...

We're sorry, but Nemester is still in development and only open to select beta testers culled from the enemies of Lyle Zapato. You cannot join at this time unless you are an enemy of Mr. Zapato or an enemy of his enemies (up to three degrees of enmity) and have been E-Taunted™ into joining.

Until Nemester is open to the general public, please visit the ZPi Guestbook and make enemies there. (No German spammists, please. You already have enough enemies.)

Thank you.