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AFDB Kit On eBay

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-26.9250 LMT | Aluminum | Mind Control | Crass Commercialism

According to ZPi wire taps (a.k.a. the referral log), someone is selling an "AFDB kit" on eBay. Although the seller links to my site for added veracity, I have nothing to do with this item. The seller is vague about what's in the kit, but presumably aluminum foil is included since they suggest buying multiple kits for people with swollen heads.

Do not, I repeat, do not buy aluminum foil off of eBay that's claimed to be for use in anti-psychotronic shielding. It would be too easy for mind control agents to embed psychotronic circuitry in the foil which would compromise its effectiveness.

The only safe foil is the stuff being sold for kitchen use, since any embedded circuitry would cause noticeable and characteristic burn patterns on food cooked with it. As long as the forces of mind control don't know to what use the foil will be put, they won't risk adding the circuitry lest it conclusively expose their conspiracy to the wider orthonoid population, making the effort counter-productive.

Even if they were able to undetectably embed circuitry in the foil sold at supermarkets, any desired effect would be difficult to achieve due to the multiple layers used in proper AFDB construction, as well as the unpredictable foil-offset from the beginning of the roll, which would cause the circuits to be misaligned and produce erratic results that may work against the psycho-antagonist's agenda -- yet would still be bad for the wearer.

Precut foil sheets sold in "AFDB kits", however, can be produced such that all circuits align properly for predictable effect, especially if the included construction diagrams are followed. Given that the buyer will be a known paranoid or recovering orthonoid, this would make a tempting method for mind control agents seeking the mental capture of anti-psychotronic agitators.

Remember: Always make your own AFDB using materials that you gathered yourself. Trust no one -- especially not anyone trying to sell you pinto beans as "cow seeds"!

UPDATE: eBay yanked the AFDB kit, so don't bother clicking the link.

Lyle Zapato

Y.R. Tap Comic #6

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-24.4640 LMT | Government Propaganda Mascots | Art | Politics
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Y.R. Tap Comic #5

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-23.4900 LMT | Government Propaganda Mascots | Art | Politics
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Y.R. Tap Comic #4

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-22.5350 LMT | Government Propaganda Mascots | Art | Politics
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Y.R. Tap Comic #3

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-15.2907 LMT | Government Propaganda Mascots | Art | Politics
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Y.R. Tap Comic #2

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-14.6740 LMT | Government Propaganda Mascots | Art | Politics
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ZPi Brokers International Peace

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-13.2300 LMT | Aluminum | Letters | Politics | Crass Commercialism

Back in February I received an inquiry from Pakistan about purchasing "Aluminum Lead Tin Foil" (one of numerous such inquiries ZPi receives due to our high search-engine placement for "aluminum".)

Well, this morning I got an email from a representative of a metals company in India who had read the above post and wished to contact the original correspondent to offer a quote. I've sent them each other's contact info. Hopefully they can make a deal and provide more grassroots ties between the two adversarial nations, thereby lessening regional tensions and creating a global example that will eventually lead to world peace. All thanks to ZPi!

We here at ZPi are all about leveraging international misunderstandings of websites to spread peace through economic co-dependence. I'm pretty sure we've always been about that. Yes. And with that in mind...

Someone else in India is looking for "Aluminum Foil stand-up pouch(es)" in various sizes, both plain and Ziplock. Any Pakistanis, Chinese, or anyone else that can hook them up, let me know and I'll get you in touch.

UPDATE: I've also got an Egyptian who is looking for 3 tons of triplex aluminum foil printed in one color ("for INDOCID SUPPOSITORY 100 MG") and another 3 tons of same unprinted. The foil should be 45 microns thick, coated inside with PE 20 microns and outside with PP 18 microns, width 58mm, printed on one side (on Polypropylene SID). This is your chance to bring peace to the Middle East. Don't let it slip away.

Lyle Zapato

Y.R. Tap Comic

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-12.3640 LMT | Government Propaganda Mascots | Art | Politics
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Dactyl Fractal Reiterated

Lyle Zapato | 2006-05-09.9365 LMT | Polydactylism | Art
Radical Sasquatch

HOWL: FURTHER MAWAS DEGRADATION!!!

Radical Sasquatch | 2006-05-06.9900 LMT | Sasquatch Issues

Human media squeaks that cryptoperverts are threatening to publish a book with photos of Mawas -- INCLUDING ONES THAT SHOW MAWAS GENITALIA!!!

Photographs, according to naturalist and cryptozoologist Vincent Chow, have been taken by local people of these "Bigfoot" or locally termed "Mawas." The images are so good, according to their descriptions, reported from the news conference by Peter Loh, that the genitalia are visible.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! Not only are the Johor Humans KIDNAPPING MAWAS CUBS, but now they are publishing PORNOGRAPHIC BOOKS that appeal to the PRURIENT INTERESTS of creepy Human types who leer at us from the forest edge! Not since the SQUATCHPLOITATION FILMS from the 1970s has such an attack on Hominoid values been launched!

ACCORDING TO HUMAN CRYPTOPERVERT LOREN COLEMAN, the photos were taken by an elderly Human who has been spying on the Mawas for years through a telephoto lens! AND GET THIS: the Human wishes to remain anonymous! WHY, LITTLE HUMAN!?! ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PRIVACY!?!

Not only are the cryptoperverts hypocrites -- CRYPTOCRITES!!! -- but THEY ARE PROUD OF THEMSELVES!!! Here is more of what COLEMAN squeaked about the "SO GOOD BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE NAUGHTY BITS" photos:

When Vincent Chow shows his photographs of these alleged Homo erectus with female genitalia and wrinkled faces, I shout a hearty "Congratulations" to him.

"CONGRATULATIONS"!?! He is congratulating CHOW for EXPLOITING INNOCENT MAWAS who didn't realize they were being TARGETTED BY A VOYEUR!?! AND I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY "ERECTUS"!!!

THIS LATEST DEGRADATION AGAINST MAWAS REINFORCES THE NEED FOR POLITICAL INDEPENDENCE!!! In a FREE MAWASISTAN, all Hominoids would be able to GO ABOUT THEIR LIVES without fear that their PRIVATES WILL END UP ON THE COVER OF A TABLOID NEWSPAPER!!!